Starbucks Feedback

Today I was given the opportunity to show off my creative skills. I was asked by my co-worker, David Ristau to help form a constructive feedback letter to Starbucks, this is what came out, straight from the dome:

Dear To Whom It May Concern,

I would like to take the time to show my appreciation for the Starbucks Coffee Company Staff of the UTC Mall. From the moment, I stepped in, I was greeted by Bettina, Sarah, and Denny. It wasn't just a normal greeting, it was a warm greeting, as warm as a carmel macchiato. After waiting in line, I was helped by Bettina. She asked me, "How have you bean? You know like coffee bean! I laughed at her overly friendly attitude. I ordered a tall Carmel Frapp and Kash & Emberlin were behind the bar making my drink. As I was waiting, I observed how much dedication and focus it takes to concoct my beverage. It was as if they were two magicians forging magic, only it was in the form of liquid, liquid magic. I walked out of Starbucks, walking TALL, because I had GRANDE service, that I could rate Venti out of Venti Stars.

-DAVID RISTAU